The Country Fucker

Tight Fittin’ Jeans - Mr. Conway Twitty

Well she ain’t got no cell phone
You got to call her when she’s home
All of her clocks have got hands
Now don’t try to e-mail her,
you’ve got to snail mail her
You got to take pen in hand

Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
She’ll have none of that virtual fun
She’s a real deal ol’ fashioned analog girl
In a digital world

Now she gets online out in the backyard
Hangin’ up her ol’ blue jeans
She’s got all of the memory she can live with
She really hates drum machines

Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
She’ll have none of that virtual fun
She’s a real deal ol’ fashioned analog girl
In a digital world

Out in the garden she’s got a website
It sparkles in the mornin’ dew
Got a mouse in her pocket,
she’s got spam in a can
What’s an analog girl to do

Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
She’ll have none of that virtual fun
She’s a real deal ol’ fashioned analog girl
In a digital world

A musical tribute to Ed Abbey… Ehhh not too shabby!